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I’ve booked a romantic table for two tonight

I hope she likes snooker!!!!!!

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Keep it romantic. Ignore the pink and go for the brown.

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Are you returning to summit?

That was filth lol

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I finally won my wife over on our 9th date when we went to the cinema to see a superhero film (Batman). Before that we'd gone for a few curries, a chinese, down to the Italian restaurant, and other evening meals.

In summary it was a case of dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner - Batman!

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I always take my wife out to nice places.

Then she keeps finding her way back.

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Roses are red
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Excellent Colin

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garyc said
Are you returning to summit?

That was filth lol  

No. No plans to.

Would you believe it was Steve Davis (he of snooker fame) that told that joke?

I played him in '87 and while he was doing his exhibition bit he said:

If you're snookered on the pink by the red, go for the brown.

Who says he is boring?

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